I seldom chose what tv channel is on and most of my time wasting blogging and web surfing is stealing time from my employer, not my family.

Although I've been fiscally irresponsible in the past, my main financial vice lately has been lunch and coffee out every day at work.

I try to share my thoughts, dreams, aspirations, and feelings with Kate. I knowPoor thing ;-)

Little Johnny was filling in a hole in his back garden when his neighbour spotted him.

"What are you doing Johnny?" she asked,

"Burying my Goldfish, it died today" he replied,

"Oh dear, sorry to hear that but isn't that an awfully big hole for a Goldfish?" she laughed,

"Well it is inside your fucking cat!"